- Open an abortion clinic
- Bless a gay marriage
- Launch a Benedict-branded condom range
- Sing a song with the Queen for charity
- Apologise for the Spanish Armada
It all makes perfect sense, except for the part about Spanish Armada. I should think the Foreign Office ought to know that Papa Ratzi was born German, not Spanish. Why did they not come up with any Führer jokes, just to fine-tune their diplomatic feat to perfection?